Event Date,Event Time,Character Name,Content,Location,Source,Photo
12/31/10,09:06PM,G-d,@jonah Get down to Nineveh,Israel,No need,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
01/01/11,07:30AM,Jonah,"Should I go to Nineveh? If I go then I might end up saving Nieveh, who will end up being the cause for the 10 lost tribes #collegequandaries",Debatable,"",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/01/11,08:00AM,G-d,You care too much about the people! Stop disagreeing with how I run the world!! #Iamthebaus,"","",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
05/06/11,08:00AM,The Wind,Going to huff and puff and blow this boat down,Sky,"",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1078/original/imgres.jpg
02/28/12,07:15PM,Jonah,Not really in the mood to listen to G-d #fleeing,Tarshish,Bible,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
03/04/12,07:00AM,Sailors,How are we gunna survive this terrible storm?? #Bigtrouble,"","",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1074/original/imgres.jpg
03/04/12,09:00AM,Jonah,zzz zzz zzz #G-dgotmyback,"","",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
04/01/12,08:09AM,Sailors,Wake up Jew boy! The boats going down!,"",Horse's mouth,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1074/original/imgres.jpg
04/02/12,03:00AM,Jonah,All my fault. Going to sacrifice myself to save the boat :'( #suicide,Boat,"",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
04/03/12,02:00AM,Fudgie The Whale,Found a tasty human in the ocean #freefood,"","",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1071/original/sign_FudgieTheWhale.gif
04/05/12,04:00AM,Jonah,In a whale's stomach #fml,Whale,"",http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
12/11/13,07:03PM,The Wind,My work hear is done #unemployed,120 West Century Road,source,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1078/original/imgres.jpg
01/01/15,02:00AM,Sailors,The storm stopped! We're saved! I swear I will never do any illicit action again! G-d please accept my sacrifice! #imabeliever,dead sea,you,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1074/original/imgres.jpg
01/02/15,07:00AM,Jonah,Please get me out of this fish G-d!!!!!!!!!,fish belly,f,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/02/15,07:00AM,Jonah,Please get me out of this fish G-d!!!!!!!!!,fish belly,f,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/03/15,03:00AM,Jonah,Pretty pretty please get me out of here!!! Its cold and dark and scary :'(,still fishs stomach,ecruos,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/04/15,03:00AM,Jonah,I am truly deeply sorry!!! I realize I cannot run away from You and my destiny. I will go to Nineveh and convince them to do Teshuvah. PLEASE get me out of here. (preferably asap),fish tummy,my brain,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/04/15,10:00PM,G-d,@fudgie_the_whale: spit that human out please,f,fd,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
01/06/15,01:00AM,Fudgie The Whale,Belchhh! That human did not sit well in my stomach #bulimic,dry land,rabbis,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1071/original/sign_FudgieTheWhale.gif
01/07/15,12:00PM,G-d,@jonah Giving you a second chance don't mess up. Get down to Nineveh! ...NOW!,dry land,me,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
01/10/15,03:00AM,Jonah,@nineveh In 40 days your city will be destroyed,Nineveh,Jinah,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/11/15,02:00AM,Nineveh,We believe in Hashem!! We will all fast and don sackcloths,w,1,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1072/original/imgres.jpg
01/12/15,09:00PM,King of Nineveh,"@Nineveh PLEASE RETWEET: Neither man nor beast, neither cattle nor sheep shall taste anything; they shall not graze, neither shall they drink water. And they shall cover themselves with sackcloth, both man and beast, and they shall call mightily to God",Nineveh,King,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1079/original/burger-king-king.jpg
01/12/15,11:00PM,King of Nineveh,"(part 2) and everyone shall repent of his evil way and of the dishonest gain which is in their hands.
9. Whoever knows shall repent, and God will relent, and He will return from His burning wrath, and we will not perish.",Nineveh,few,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1079/original/burger-king-king.jpg
01/14/15,07:00AM,G-d,@nineveh @king_of_nineveh You guys have done well. Not going to destroy you anymore,Nineveh,The Man,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
01/14/15,11:00PM,Jonah,@G-d why was Nineveh forgiven? They're bad people. You're too nice. Kill me. Now. Do it. Stop being so nice.,undisclosed ,yonahhhh,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/15/15,10:00PM,G-d,@jonah Are you deeply grieved?,outskirts of town,Chabbad,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
01/16/15,03:00AM,Jonah,Chillin in my hut on the outside Nineveh. hmu,see above,d,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/17/15,02:00AM,Tree,I've been summoned by G-d,above jonah,e,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1221/original/greentree.gif
01/20/15,10:00PM,Worm,In the mood for a nice fiber filled lunch,tree,wormhole,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1222/original/worm.JPG
01/22/15,02:00AM,Tree,ahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm being eaten alive. Save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,about to die,f,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1221/original/greentree.gif
01/23/15,05:00AM,Jonah,What happened to my tree?!?!? PLEASE KILL ME!,jonah,tech,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
01/24/15,04:00AM,G-d,@jonah Are you sad about your tree?,same place,r,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
02/01/15,03:00AM,Jonah,@G-d YESSSS. KILL ME. Pretty please,you know,c,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1066/original/imgres.jpg
02/02/15,04:00PM,G-d,"You took pity on the kikayon, for which you did not make it grow, which one night came into being and the next perished. Now should I not take pity on Nineveh, in which there are many more than 120,000 people and many beasts as well?",jksdbf,dsjf,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png
02/03/15,03:00AM,G-d,"Dramatic ending.
Bump bummm",frisch,d,http://twhistory.org/system/photos/1069/original/Image_not_available.png