G-d @jonah Get down to Nineveh

G-d You care too much about the people! Stop disagreeing with how I run the world!! #Iamthebaus

G-d @fudgie_the_whale: spit that human out please

G-d @jonah Giving you a second chance don't mess up. Get down to Nineveh! ...NOW!

G-d @nineveh @king_of_nineveh You guys have done well. Not going to destroy you anymore

G-d @jonah Are you deeply grieved?

G-d @jonah Are you sad about your tree?

G-d You took pity on the kikayon, for which you did not make it grow, which one night came into being and the next perished. Now should I not take pity on Nineveh, in which there are many more than 120,000 people and many beasts as well?

G-d Dramatic ending. Bump bummm