JonahEdit
Historical Timeline
Jonah Should I go to Nineveh? If I go then I might end up saving Nieveh, who will end up being the cause for the 10 lost tribes #collegequandaries
Thu, Jan 01, 0011 07:30AMJonah Not really in the mood to listen to G-d #fleeing
Tue, Feb 28, 2012 07:15PMJonah zzz zzz zzz #G-dgotmyback
Sun, Mar 04, 2012 09:00AMJonah All my fault. Going to sacrifice myself to save the boat :'( #suicide
Mon, Apr 02, 2012 03:00AMJonah In a whale's stomach #fml
Thu, Apr 05, 2012 04:00AMJonah Please get me out of this fish G-d!!!!!!!!!
Fri, Jan 02, 2015 07:00AMJonah Please get me out of this fish G-d!!!!!!!!!
Fri, Jan 02, 2015 07:00AMJonah Pretty pretty please get me out of here!!! Its cold and dark and scary :'(
Sat, Jan 03, 2015 03:00AMJonah I am truly deeply sorry!!! I realize I cannot run away from You and my destiny. I will go to Nineveh and convince them to do Teshuvah. PLEASE get me out of here. (preferably asap)
Sun, Jan 04, 2015 03:00AMJonah @nineveh In 40 days your city will be destroyed
Sat, Jan 10, 2015 03:00AMJonah @G-d why was Nineveh forgiven? They're bad people. You're too nice. Kill me. Now. Do it. Stop being so nice.
Wed, Jan 14, 2015 11:00PMJonah Chillin in my hut on the outside Nineveh. hmu
Fri, Jan 16, 2015 03:00AMJonah What happened to my tree?!?!? PLEASE KILL ME!
Fri, Jan 23, 2015 05:00AMJonah @G-d YESSSS. KILL ME. Pretty please
Sun, Feb 01, 2015 03:00AM